"... the Christopher Hitchens of Crypto..."

"... almost everything I have read so far seems to optimize for maximum sensationalism and humor..."

"... if ever LinkedIn needed a big phat nudge to introduce a ROFL emoji..."

"....opinionated incompetent crap written in good English...."

Who am I?

I have built and invested in companies that have created millions of dollars of value for the IRL economy, all very old-fashioned I know. I am a technical founder with a computer science background and I am well-versed in late capitalist cynicism. If that doesn’t make you want hit 'follow', what will.

My goals:

* Save at least 5 bro careers by getting them from web3 into anything else

* Push for crypto regulation

* Push for ethical investors to exclude crypto

* End the loss of value, time and energy going into web3

I am especially equipped for this mission due to my love of brain-melting political ideology, post-modern philosophy, UX, finance, business, #crapitalism, ‘dopeness’ and computer science.

Why pseudonymous?

I don't want the anxiety that comes from hitting 'post' to restrict my writing.

Can I contact you?

Try gm at webtwoboomer.com or my DMs are open.

My influences

Mark Fisher’s & K Punk

Chapo trap house

Edgar Dijkstra

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Marina Hyde

James Baldwin

Mary Beard

Dr. Ian Malcolm

Pierre Beaumarchais

Carles from Hipster Runoff

Phil Jackson, Toto Wolff, Marc Benioff

Evelyn Waugh, Hunter S Thompson

Martin Amis and Christopher Hitchens

Conrad McCarthy, Ian McEwan

Joan Didion

J G Ballard

Anais Nin

Schopenhauer

My Grandma